Funny Jokes

One close friend of mine called me up and wanted help with a puzzle.She told me no matter how hard I try,I am not able to get the picture of a tiger as shown on the box.
I wanted to impress her and I knew that I was good with puzzles, therefore I went to her [...]

Two men were walking one day when a funeral procession passed by them on the opposite side of the street.One man didn’t pay any heed while the other man took off his hat and kept it over his heart.
When the funeral had passed,first man said to the second that it was a very nice gesture.The second [...]

An intelligent blonde announced that she knows the capitals of all the countries.Surprised by her intelligence a man asked her if she knew the capital of Italy.
The blonde announced that it is a very difficult question and after thinking for 5 minutes said that she is confused between two options.She said that the answer is either ‘I’ [...]

A blind man was sitting in a bar when he suddenly says that he wants to crack a blonde joke.The man next to him says that he is 6′ tall and the man next to him is 6′3″ tall.He adds that both of them are blondes.He goes on to say that the bartender and the [...]

A blonde goes shopping and enters a shop selling electronic items.She goes to a salesman and says “I want to buy this TV.”
The salesman says that he does not serve blondes.Irritated blonde goes back home and dyes her hair black.
Next day again she goes to the same shop and says “I want to buy this [...]

A lawyer,a teacher and a garbageman arrived at the Pearly Gates.St. Peter said that he would ask a question each and if the person was able to give the correct answer he would be allowed to go to Heaven.Otherwise he would have to go to Hell.
All three agreed.
St. Peter asked the teacher-”In which year did [...]

Once a devil came upto a lawyer when he was sitting in his office and said that I want to give you an offer.The perplexed lawyer said what’s the offer.
The devil said that I will give you $100 million and huge success in your career.Everyone will adore you and you will have the best career [...]

A charitable trust called the most successful lawyer of the town to persuade him to give some money to the charity.
The trustee had to persuade the lawyer to pay some money to the charitable trust.Their conversation was as follows:-
Trustee: It has come to my notice that you have a yearly income of atleast 600,000$ and still [...]