Trip to Jupiter

NASA wanted to send a professional to Jupiter and was interviewing professionals.

First, an engineer came and the NASA officials interviewed him.The engineer told them that he would be very useful as he had a scientific bent of mind.He asked for $5 million.He told that he would give that money to MIT for carrying out research activities.

Next, a doctor came who told that doctors are smartest and most hard working therefore, he should go. He asked for $10 million.He told that he would give the money to various medical institutions for carrying out research activities.

Next, a lawyer came who straight away asked the NASA official for $15 million.The NASA official asked him why he wanted so much more than other professionals.The lawyer replied “If you give me $15 million, I will give you $5 million, I will keep $5 million and we will send the engineer to Jupiter.”

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