Materialistic lawyer

A lawyer was driving his MERC and was singing “My merc! Oh my merc!”. He was not driving cautiously and met with an accident.

He survived the accident but his MERC broke down.He started crying “My merc! Oh! my merc”. A person passing by looked at him and said” Oh my god! you are bleeding sir! Oh no! your left hand is gone!”

The lawyer shouted looking towards his broken hand “Oh my god!! Where is my Rolex?”

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