Gold rat statue

A tourist goes to an island where he goes to a souvenir shop.He asks the shopkeeper the price of a golden colour rat statue.The shopkeeper says that it will be 20$ for the statue and 1000$ for the story behind it.The tourist pays him 20$ and tells him to keep the story to himself.He takes the statue and starts walking again.

When he leaves the shop he sees that rats are following him.He continues to walk and increases his speed When he looks back there are atleast 1000 rats behind him which increase to More than a million some moments later.He went to the shore afraid and almost running and threw the statue in the ocean.To his amazement all the rats jumped behind the statue and all the rats drowned.He went back to the souvenir shop.The shopkeeper asked for 1000$ to tell him the story.The tourist told to the shopkeeper that he didn’t want to know the story but he wanted a lawyer statue.

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