Funny Jokes

A plane was having some trouble so the pilot announced that they had to prepare for an emergency landing. He asked everyone to keep seated. The pilot asked “We will be landing in 2 minutes. Is everyone seated.”
The reply came “Everyone is seated! You go on Captain! But the lawyers are still passing on business [...]

A company wanted to hire some lawyers so they called for an interview.The first prospect who came looked very intelligent. The conversation between the company official and the lawyer was as follows:-
Official- Why did you want to become a lawyer?
Lawyer- My father was a lawyer and I liked his job. He used to earn a [...]

A lawyer who took over his father’s office after becoming a lawyer returned home one night and was full of joy. He told his father that he had finally settled the “countryside disputed farm case”.
His father said “You foolish! We were living off that money for 10 years. Now we will have to find another [...]

A lawyer was driving his MERC and was singing “My merc! Oh my merc!”. He was not driving cautiously and met with an accident.
He survived the accident but his MERC broke down.He started crying “My merc! Oh! my merc”. A person passing by looked at him and said” Oh my god! you are bleeding sir! [...]

NASA wanted to send a professional to Jupiter and was interviewing professionals.
First, an engineer came and the NASA officials interviewed him.The engineer told them that he would be very useful as he had a scientific bent of mind.He asked for $5 million.He told that he would give that money to MIT for carrying out [...]

After winning a case a lawyer asked his client for a serious confession.The lawyer asked his client “Now you know that you have been acquitted,will you tell me if you really murdered the victim.”
The client after thinking for a moment said “After hearing your argument, I think I didn’t murder the victim. I really feel [...]

A client called up his lawyer and asked about his fee schedule.Their conversation was as follows:-
Client: Hello! I want to know your fee schedule for the current case.
Lawyer: Well! Let me have a look.(After looking at some papers)You owe me $2000 and $350.67 every month for the next thirty-six months.
Client:But that is exactly my car [...]

A tourist goes to an island where he goes to a souvenir shop.He asks the shopkeeper the price of a golden colour rat statue.The shopkeeper says that it will be 20$ for the statue and 1000$ for the story behind it.The tourist pays him 20$ and tells him to keep the story to himself.He takes [...]

An employee had robbed millions of dollars from his employer.The employer launched a case against the employee.He was afraid so he went to a lawyer.The lawyer asked him if he had actually robbed that much amount.The employee agreed.The lawyer told him that he can never go to jail with that much money.The lawyer was right as [...]

A blonde guy went to Paris and wanted to reach Eiffel Tower.He asked a man driving by how to reach Eiffel Tower.The man told him to wait for the bus#72.It will take you directly to Eiffel Tower.After 4 hours the man came back and after seeing the blonde guy he asked him why had he [...]